Commercial
INT - Living Room
A family, a DAD, MOM, SON, and DAUGHTER, are all huddled around a board game, each with a small legal pad.
Son: Dad, you owe me $35,000 dollars, no more than 42.5% of which is to come out of stock options over the the course of the next 18 months!
Dad: Whoa, there, son. I think you're forgetting that you owe your sister the land rights to your Oak Ridge commercial developments.
Daughter: I'm going to put up a mall!
Mom: We're all going to open up malls-- malls with multiple lines of credit availale to low-income youth.
Dad: Wait just a minute, what about middle class kids, who are at risk nonetheless from external pressures?
Mom: Don't worry about that, I'm not going to give back to the community.
Announcer (voice over): It's "Contractual Obligations," the new game that's thrilling kids across the country.
The son flips over a card.
Son: I got approved for a limited Chapter 7 liquidation! Guess I'm keeping Oak Ridge, sis'!
Daughter: Mom! He's cheating, he has to pay me!
Mom: Now, now. It's not cheating if it's governmentally approved.
Dad: Sort of like how we could afford this game. You can thank your "other" brother for helping us out on our tax credits this year.
They all laugh.
Announcer: "Contractual Obligations," available wherever fine games are sold, leased, or rent-to-owned with a no-money-down, deposit free sign up. Some credit checks may be required.
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